![]() ![]() Patrick Stewart voice acted this shit, so you know the gameplay is going to be shit. Lands of Lore: The first dungeon crawler game that you could consider casualized. Got a 3D version so bad that it was never officially released. That said, it has pretty good gib deaths. #To turn off redneck rampage soundtrack full#For people who are tired of shooting things in the face and would rather go full retard through tons of dungeons, trying to find a key that ends up being invisible. Hexen: A heinously pixelated sequel to Heretic. Heroes of Might & Magic: Turn based combat and exploration game that will bore you to death twice within the first 5 minutes. Heretic: DOOM with elves, for halfwits and assholes who couldn't really play D&D. This was the reason for Duke Nukem Forever.ĭungeons & Dragons Gold Box series: Ancient precursor to Baldur's Gate and other modern PCRPGs, these catered primarily to friendless neckbeards, who had no one with whom they could play Dungeons & Dragons IRL. Also known for having a soundtrack that ripped off every metal band ever.ĭuke Nukem 3D: A game starring a guy who kicks ass, takes names, and occasionally murders babies. Pogo.Ĭorridor 7: A game that possibly doesn't exist, and can only be loved by the most pretentious pseudo-intellectual in the world.ĭescent: Massacre innocent mining robots for the lulz.ĭoom: The only shooter for DOS and Windows 95 that everyone actually heard of and still plays. 4/10 Would not play again.Ĭommand & Conquer - Red Alert: Mammoth tank. Wasn't very good.Ĭommand & Conquer: Mine shit, build your base, get destroyed. ![]() An epic quest for a crack rock.īlood: The most sadistic and violent First Person Shooter of the 90s. Also spawned a novel series.īlake Stone: Sci-Fi copy of Wolfenstein. One friggin soundtrack that was remixed for different towns. You could consider it an artistic masterpiece though, if you are retarded.īetrayal at Krondor: Some obscure RPG every oldfag faps about. ![]() Ascendancy: Some 4X game with the dumbest AI and deadest developers ever. ![]()
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